Duniya Gol He

Teacher:- Aaj tune fir home work nahi kiya?
Student:-Sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher:-To saale mombatti jalaa leta.
Student:-Sir maachis nahi utha sakta tha.
Teacher:- q?
Student:-Sir maachis pooja ghar main rakhi thi.
Teacher:-To uthaayi q nahi?
Student:-Nahaaya nahi tha.
Teacher:-Saale nahaaya q nahi?
Student:- Paani nahi tha.
Teacher:-Haramkhpor,paani q nahi tha?
Student:-Sir motor nahi chal raha tha.
Teacher:- Ullu ke patthe, ab motor ko kya hua?
Student:- Sir,aap aadmi ho ya pajama, kitni baar bolu ki light nahi thi.

TRUE LOVE

1 ladka 1 ladki ko bahut chahta tha,
1 din ladke ne ladki ko prpose kiya.


ladki-tere mahine ki poket mony mera roj ka kharcha he,i cant luv u,


phir bhi vo ladka usko bahut chahta tha.
AFTER 10 YEAR
Vo dono 1 mall me mile,
ladki uske bache se kaha ye dekho mama.
badme ladkine kaha mera pati 1 bahut badi compani me job karta he uski selary 150000p.m he.vo bahut hosyar he,
ladke ki aakh me aasu aa gaye,
thodi der me ladki ka pati vaha aaya or uski nazar vo ladke par padi or kaha,
sir aap yha?bad me patni se kaha me jahape job karta hu ye us company ke malik he, or 1 sal ka 2000 caror ka turn over he.


or kaha sir 1 ladki ko bahut chahte he is liye aaj tak sir ne sadi nahi ki,


@ TRUE LOVE @ 

Girl's smile

Girl's smile creates
greatest confusion in boy's mind
ghanto tak samajh hi nhi aata,
ki hass k dekh rahi hai..
ya dekh k hass rai hai..:-D:- D

TYPE OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls
remember evry thing 4ever
2. RAM girls
4get u da moment u turn her off
3. SCREEN SAVER girls
jst 4 looking
4. INTERNET girls
difficult to access
5. SERVER girls
always busy wen needed
6. MULTIMEDIA girls
make horrible things luk beautiful
7. VIRUS
these type of girls r normally called gal friend or wyf ;P


Boys what type of Girl u have???? ;)


:P:P:P

DABANG in school

PROF:Tmare sare Ans galat h,marks kaise den

Studnt:KAMAL KRTE HO SIR MARKS HI TO MANG RHE H,PYAR SE DE DIJIYE WRNA Thappar MAR K B LE SAKTE H
......
PROF:Badtamiz kya bk ra h

Studnt:BADTAMIZ SE YAD AYA SIR g ,APKe beti kesi h???

Prof:Gadhe,nikal ja class se

Stdnt:CHUP CHAP NMBER DE Dy do ,WRNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KRNGE K CONFUJE HOJAOGE, SIGN KaHaN kre OR ZERO KaHAN LIKHeN :P =D

Top answers of teacher's when they don't know the answer:

1) I think the question is wrong.

2) I'll tell you tomorrow.

3) Don't ask foolish questions.

4) we'll study this in d next class.

And the most famous one is:

5) Nice question, raise your hands who knows the answer for this?
(If no one raises then).. it is your Home Work !

Hitler said

Hitler said...

If u can't Fly then Run,
If u can't Run then Walk,
If u can't Walk then Crawl,
BUT KEEP MOVING

:)  :-) :--) :---)

Letter 'E'

says: If The Person U Love Doesn't Love U Back Just Imagine That U Are The Letter 'E' In The Word L O V E -
 
You Are There But Never Pronounced. :(

Jokes Part - I

1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye,Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!

Beta: Ha Papaji Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai

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1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur sardar se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:

Short Quotes

Some people are just stupid. They have the best thing in front of them but they turn around and choose the worst instead.

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The only reason people talk behind your back is because your running in front of them and they hate it. Keep running!

Photos

At Chowkidhani...

Hardeepsinh And Nisant are finalyst of Musical Chair and am was inform them the rule of game ! ! !

Hardeepsinh Jadeja Was the Winner of that Compitition...

At Chowkidhani...

Enjoying Ice-Cream with Pandey...

My College mate / Junior / Friend / Dost / Bhai ....

At Chowkidhani...

Enjoying Ice-Cream with Pandey...

And also the Precedent of N.S.U.I. of our college Navalsinh Parmar with us ! ! 

At Chowkidhani...

This is "Moto"  we both call each other "Moto "
I am giving the Gulab Jamun to Dennis !!!

Who is Man/Boy

I think everyone might have read about Mom’s, Wife’s and Girl’s…

Its time to learn something about Men…

A boy/man  is one of the most beautiful creations of God.

He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his wife and children by working late nights.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks and then repaying them for the life time. Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife and children without any complain.

Believe me he struggles a lot but still has to hear the music (scolding) of Mother, wife and his boss. Yet every mother, wife and boss tries to have control over him.

Finally his life ends up by compromising for others happiness. He is that creature of God who no one can compete with.

Respect every boy/man in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

Just extend your hand when he needs it and you shall receive twice fold love from him.